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my brother already called it a vulva and i fired back at him with "your just jealous that i get in a vulva a few times a day"... kinda lame but i wasn't prepared haha

 

Brick...

 

brick? explain..

 

Gertrude (2004 V70 AWD)

 

I call mine the Green Bean. 95 green wagon

 

My dad's old Volvo was simply known as "The Volvo'.

 

I call mine "The Grape" becuase it's purple. I also like "Brick"

 

When she breaks I call her all sorts of names...

 

"The Swede Machine" or "The Volv" are what I usually use.

 

A friend of mine always managed to get the word 'box' in when describing a Volvo...

 

So I recently picked up a mint 2004 S80 T6 in a Ruby Red Metallic color which my wife does not care for. She has a Gray XC90 and red is just not her thing. I love it though and one day we were going out and I said why don't we take the tomato. She turned to me and said you mean the "Twin Turbo Tomato" and Triple "T" was born.

 

My buddy always made jokes about me driving imports so when i sent him the pict of my 1999 s80 , black with tan interior and already had tinted windows he named it papason. He said it a mix of a older mans car with the almost compleat blacked outside and a hint of my jap car days so i call my car papason. " dam u ben dam uuuuu

 

Mr. Bobbles. Really. It's even on the key chain I got with it. Really.

 

My 245 has been called "Grandpa's Swedish Mistress" because she soaks up time and money. Recently been called the 427 Big Block----427K mi. and looks like a big block of yellow butter. When my son was driving it years ago, his rowing team buddies called it Gertrude.

 

Congrats on your new Volvo 850! Here are some funny nickname ideas for your ride:

1. Volvo-licious – Because it’s so smooth, it deserves a tasty name!
2. Swede Speed – For that Swedish engineering speed.
3. The Swedish Tank – It's built tough, after all.
4. Volvo-Matic – Because it’s all automatic with style.
5. The Puffin – It's sleek but still full of personality.
6. BumbleVolvo – A buzzing, zippy machine.
7. The Snowplow – Perfect for those winter months, with its Nordic vibe.
8. Swede Machine – A powerhouse on the road.
9. The Sled – It’s smooth and glides just like one in the snow.
10. TurboSwede – Adding that boost of fun to your ride!

By the way, if you’re looking to style your Volvo’s name and make it stand out, why not check out StylishNames for some cool text effects and fonts for your new nickname? It's a fun way to give your car a personalized touch!

Hope these nicknames bring a smile to your face!

 

Voldemort and Volvina