Check out this

BMW: Brings Me Women.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away. BMW: Brings Me Women.

 

FORD = Found On Road Dead
FIAT = Fix It Again Tony

 

Ford= Fix Or Repair Daily! (And I own one LOL)

 

I used to work at a indy BMW shop; the owner always claimed that BMW stood for "Break My Window".

 

Gee, what was the acrynom of PONTIAC>?

 

BMW- Bring My Wallet
Badly Made in West germany

Ford- F$%#@* Only Runs Downhill

GM- General Malfunctions
Garbage Motors

 

GM= Government motors
Pontiac= Po' Old ****as Think Its A Cadillac
Volvo= Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Ford (Backwards)=Driver Returns On Foot

 

FORD - Focked on race day

 

heres a couple more to add to the list

PONTIAC - Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities

FIAT - Finds It Appalingly Tasteless

FERRARI - From Extra Rusty Rubbish And Rude Italians

VW - Virtually Worthless


BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

 

so what's Nissan? (or if you want to get their goat... call it a Datsun)