Christopher Dorner Please Get In Touch With Me...
 

Hey Christopher Dorner, not sure if you know it or not, you likely do, but there is a nation wide man hunt for you. On another note, there is a $1,000,000 (one million) bounty on you and I really need the money. Please contact me and let me turn you in. I promise to keep in touch with you with good encouragement for the rest of your life or mine.

Well, maybe next time. They claimed that they are not paying out anyway, the teasers.