3 letter words story
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But wait, then
LOL, I'll put the story together later. I just read it to my wife, she was laughing pretty hard at times.
But wait, then
LOL, I'll put the story together later. I just read it to my wife, she was laughing pretty hard at times.
Last edited by rspi; Sep 15, 2010 at 08:57 AM. Reason: addition
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From: Lake Elsinore, CA
Well i got bored so here you go!!!!
didn't really fix much of it so if someone wants to? haha
Once upon a midnight dreary while there lived a butt ugly woman who drove a old Chevy Nova with no exhaust and no hub that sounded like rusty bed springs. on Friday night in Lobo Texas She got up to go potty and then found a huge pile of counterfeit money in her Bra. Wow, I'm rich Bitch!!! Now it's on like Donkykong or a song in the pond with a turtle Boners in hand she runs towards opposite direction laughing as she slipped in her ****! darnit! She though my feet stink and have pooh between the toe's time for a carpet rub. Then off to the boyfriends house to clean his pipes with a roto technique she learned From her Father but didn't know about his weird tail that protruded between his legs. It startled her for a moment then she said to herself, I have one too, maybe this is better than I could have hoped it would grow bigger than a house. Then she began to worry about sagging sacks and if he would drive away far far away to meet Shrek her second cousin. He wanted to tell her about a special car that was hidden in his pants. But he decided to surprise her and waited til she went to her mother's house before he pulled out his surprise. There is was A leaf blower, it was extraordinary, and mind numbing. she loved it! After the show she got drunk on sheer happiness. It sent chills to the refrigerator in the trunk of the car where the anthrax album was hidden she couldn't understand why Shrek was dressed in drag. go to hell by the way there is something weird about the way she looks the freaky girl took her tooth out and grinned. That puzzled Shrek and he began singing ave maria then stopped suddenly he heard a mmuaaarr is that a music critic? oh no it is john mccririck crying like a homeless loud mouth, and watching the vultures circling overhead while vomiting profusely and playing cello. shut up! screamed the tick on her left breast, the noise is driving me crazy! meanwhile a great big mosquito bit him on the Cincinnati dirt road. Cold cold rain pelted his pate started pouring down his pantie hose into her nose and dresser drawer made of mahogany. Soon her nose picked up the stinky scent of a paper mill about a half mile away near a magic mountain. Shrek and she... headed right for the gas masks in the trunk of her elephant skin ******* wagon. groovy baby yelled the forum moderators need to end this silly gig now. The End? but wait, then
didn't really fix much of it so if someone wants to? haha
Once upon a midnight dreary while there lived a butt ugly woman who drove a old Chevy Nova with no exhaust and no hub that sounded like rusty bed springs. on Friday night in Lobo Texas She got up to go potty and then found a huge pile of counterfeit money in her Bra. Wow, I'm rich Bitch!!! Now it's on like Donkykong or a song in the pond with a turtle Boners in hand she runs towards opposite direction laughing as she slipped in her ****! darnit! She though my feet stink and have pooh between the toe's time for a carpet rub. Then off to the boyfriends house to clean his pipes with a roto technique she learned From her Father but didn't know about his weird tail that protruded between his legs. It startled her for a moment then she said to herself, I have one too, maybe this is better than I could have hoped it would grow bigger than a house. Then she began to worry about sagging sacks and if he would drive away far far away to meet Shrek her second cousin. He wanted to tell her about a special car that was hidden in his pants. But he decided to surprise her and waited til she went to her mother's house before he pulled out his surprise. There is was A leaf blower, it was extraordinary, and mind numbing. she loved it! After the show she got drunk on sheer happiness. It sent chills to the refrigerator in the trunk of the car where the anthrax album was hidden she couldn't understand why Shrek was dressed in drag. go to hell by the way there is something weird about the way she looks the freaky girl took her tooth out and grinned. That puzzled Shrek and he began singing ave maria then stopped suddenly he heard a mmuaaarr is that a music critic? oh no it is john mccririck crying like a homeless loud mouth, and watching the vultures circling overhead while vomiting profusely and playing cello. shut up! screamed the tick on her left breast, the noise is driving me crazy! meanwhile a great big mosquito bit him on the Cincinnati dirt road. Cold cold rain pelted his pate started pouring down his pantie hose into her nose and dresser drawer made of mahogany. Soon her nose picked up the stinky scent of a paper mill about a half mile away near a magic mountain. Shrek and she... headed right for the gas masks in the trunk of her elephant skin ******* wagon. groovy baby yelled the forum moderators need to end this silly gig now. The End? but wait, then