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Old 03-18-2012, 08:30 PM
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This is a ol game I used to do in school and them on several internet forums.

its simple. read last post. add 1-2 sentences adding to it. Make it funny, serious, sad, angry, anything goes, just follow forum rules as always.

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One day on a far away planet called earth, Bob saw his chance to go get a pizza.

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Old 03-22-2012, 09:40 AM
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So he went out side to get in his car and it was gone. So he went to the neighborhood thug and asked him who took his car?
 
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Kevin was his name, and he asked Bob what was his part of the deal?
 
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"Deal? What? Did you see who took my car?"

"Yes, it was...
 
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At that moment a shot rang out and Kevin pitched face forward on the ground,
 
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"Him..." Kevin stumbled, as he pointed to the man who just put him on his knee's. Now Bob had two choices before him.
 
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Does he run away and call the police? Or does he go to the secret shelf in his wardrobe where he keeps his.......
 
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5 foot long section of petrified dinosaur intestine, or does he simply throw . . .
 
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:31 AM
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...his back out in a wild rage? They'd be compelled to get him to a hospital.
 
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Unfortunately, the nearest hospital is owned by his mother-in-law, "screw that" he said. "I'd rather kiss a toilet seat".
 
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Suddenly from behind him came a gut wrenching, blood curdling scream. He turned around to see his......
 
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old High School prom date, Betty Jo Bialaski (but everyone knew her as 'Nancy', of course), still mad all these years later because he...
 
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Ripped off her grandmother at the last garage sale she had. Those quilts were really worth...
 
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more than the $5000 dollars in counterfeit money he had printed on . . .
 
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Bicycle tires. Poor old granny was as blind as a...
 
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