mowing season is dumb
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RE: mowing season is dumb
I just had this inspiration, influenced by your posts on "uglified" Volvos. This will greatly reduce the amount of work required for mowing:
1. Install lowering coil springs on your Volvo.
2. Attach a lawn mower on the bottom of your lowered Volvo.
3. Start the mower, then your Volvo.
4. Simply drive around in your lawn. Next thing you'll know, the mowing is done.
5. If someone asks you how you mowed your lawn, make sure to look cool and say, "I just Volvoed my lawn". What else could be cooler than this?
I'd better submit this to the Science magazine as a breakthrough on mowing[8D].
JPN
1. Install lowering coil springs on your Volvo.
2. Attach a lawn mower on the bottom of your lowered Volvo.
3. Start the mower, then your Volvo.
4. Simply drive around in your lawn. Next thing you'll know, the mowing is done.
5. If someone asks you how you mowed your lawn, make sure to look cool and say, "I just Volvoed my lawn". What else could be cooler than this?
I'd better submit this to the Science magazine as a breakthrough on mowing[8D].
JPN
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