Hey guys,

I have a 2004 Volvo S60 that's having issues with the wipers. The wipers won't f***ing stop, rain or shine, on or off, won't stop. Well sometimes it'll stop but only for a little while before going f***ing bananas. At first I thought it was a relay but it turns out to not be an issue. Then I thought it might be a bad ground for the washer pump, but I don't believe it to be the issue but haven't ruled it out. It was recommended to me that I turn the car on with those f***ing windshield wipers have a field day and check the headlights to see if one side dims which may indicate a bad ground, but nothing changed and the pump seems to run fine. My big theory is the steering wheel module, the switches on the wheel that control the radio volume/skip and cruise don't work at all so I'm thinking that might be the problem. I'd love some other input so I hope some of you fine sexy folk can help me figure this problem so I can get it fixed and move on with my life. Thanks to those who respond.