What makes you laugh?
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One Friday a guy was at work and over heard one of his office workers telling another how his wife does so much for him. She cooks him dinner every day, and it's warm when he gets home, she irons his clothes, takes care of the kids, clean his car, packs his lunch every day and is available for him sexually every night. So he interruped the guy and asked, "How do you get your wife to do all those things?" So the guy said, "I put my foot down and told her since I'm the bread winner, she needed to take care of his needs".
So the guy thought he would give it a try. When he got home he put his foot down. Told his wife all she had to do from now on, told her she needed to spend less time on the phone and/or shopping and she had to take care of him from this point on. AND THAT WAS HOW IT WAS GOING TO BE.
The next day he did not see his wife. Again the day after that, he still did not see her. Finally the next morning he could see her a little out of this left eye but the right one was still swollen shut.
So the guy thought he would give it a try. When he got home he put his foot down. Told his wife all she had to do from now on, told her she needed to spend less time on the phone and/or shopping and she had to take care of him from this point on. AND THAT WAS HOW IT WAS GOING TO BE.
The next day he did not see his wife. Again the day after that, he still did not see her. Finally the next morning he could see her a little out of this left eye but the right one was still swollen shut.
Last edited by rspi; 10-28-2009 at 07:29 PM. Reason: typo
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Hey you don't say that!
Last winter me and a buddy went up to the UP of Michigan for a weekend to go snowboarding. A few weeks prior to going up there he had bought a 2000 S4. The day we went snowboarding it was snowing, we left the guys house we were staying at, stopped to get muffins for breakfast, and when we got to the hill, the whole parking lot was full, so we had to park in their field lot which was covered with snow. Once we pulled into the lot my friend floored, whipped the back out, lost it, slid the side of the car into a snowbank, and then straight into a huge pile of snow burying the front 1/3 of the car, not to mention at least 10 people watched us as we did this. His only words were "Well, I guess I'll eat my muffin now". Instant classic.
Last winter me and a buddy went up to the UP of Michigan for a weekend to go snowboarding. A few weeks prior to going up there he had bought a 2000 S4. The day we went snowboarding it was snowing, we left the guys house we were staying at, stopped to get muffins for breakfast, and when we got to the hill, the whole parking lot was full, so we had to park in their field lot which was covered with snow. Once we pulled into the lot my friend floored, whipped the back out, lost it, slid the side of the car into a snowbank, and then straight into a huge pile of snow burying the front 1/3 of the car, not to mention at least 10 people watched us as we did this. His only words were "Well, I guess I'll eat my muffin now". Instant classic.
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